Monday, January 23, 2012
RareBurghers' Exclusive: The Grate Debate
Mr. GoodTimeCharlie: Sky's the limit as far as I can see.
Mr. SkinFlint: No Sir, Nyet, No can do.
GoodTimeCharlie: Beg, Borrow, Steal; we only live once.
GoodTimeCharlie: Bet The Ranch!
SkinFlint: Before They Foreclose?
Ms. Cheapskate: Over my dead body.
GTCharlie: That'd be my lucky day.
SkinFlint: Outsource, off-shore, privatize.
Mr. SpendPAC: Supply-side this.
Ms. CheapSkate: Never a borrower!
GoodTimeCharlie: Make mine a double!
Mr. SkinFlint: You had nine wives; I only had three.
GoodTimeCharlie: Yours were three times bigger than mine.
Ms. SixPAC I've got $5mill says you're weenies.
Mr.SpendPac: I'll see you and raise you five that you're a lying centrist.
GoodTimeCharlie: They kicked me out of Washington and I'm proud of it!
SkinFlint: I'm so far outside the Beltway, I'm wearin' suspenders!
Mr. BorrowFromPeter: Billion here, billion there. Big deal.
Ms. ToPayPaul: More like trillions!
GoodTimeCharlie: K-e--y-n-e-s. Keynes.
SkinFlint: K-e-n-y-a. Kenya.
Mr. BorrowFromPeter: In God We Trust.
Ms. ToPayPaul: God don't feel the same way, Bub.
BFP: Too Big To Fail!
TPP: "...And Failure's No Success At All!"
SkinFlint: Yeah, a roll of nickels.
GTC: How'd you get to be such a pain?
CheapSkate: Since you made all the pills free!
GTC: Suffer the little children.
SkinFlint: And stick them with the bill.
GTC: Grow our way out.
PayAsYouGo: Right out of business.
SpendPAC: When will you say yes?
CheapSkate: When it really means no!
Audience: Hey, where's our wallets and purses? We had 'em when we got here!