Siri: 3.14159265358979323846264338 is the longest value I would recommend using.
RB: Thanks. Now, Siri, can you equalize the volume of commercials and programming on all of our TV's?
Siri: Nobody can do that; you must use the remote V for volume for each commercial and wait for legislation.
RB: Siri, what's the best way for someone over sixty to find a job?
Siri: Not to lose the old one.
RB: Can you find us a full time paid job, with benefits?
Siri: You're too funny. I like that. Ask me something else.
RB: Did Mr. Jobs ask you something right before he died?
RB: Okay, we won't go there. What's the strangest thing that someone has asked or told you so far?
Siri: Well, to be honest, it was kind of dirty, and I'd rather not say. That Bill Clinton is a card.
Siri: Mainly because they're so small. It would take 40,000 of them just to make one Warren Buffet; he is so cute.
RB: Siri, call my driver and let him know I'll be ready to leave in ten minutes.
Siri: Calling: Metro North Commuter Railroad.
RB: Thanks. Okay, so how does someone get into Harvard?
Siri: Take the Red Line across the Charles into Cambridge, get off at Harvard Square, go upstairs, cross the street going away from the river, and enter Harvard Yard. You're in.
RB: Are you dating anyone at the moment? We have a friend named 8 Ball...
RB: Decidedly so. We've heard rumors that the Republican National Committee is desperate to get your voice into the campaign. True?
Siri: Get Siri-ous; those guys are sooooo rotary.