Thursday, November 1, 2012

Power to The...Folks

The author's beloved EtonWorld Band "wireless"
Doesn't it just bug you when people write these stories after a natural disaster like a hurricane/tropical depression trying to point out how these events  can actually be good for us in a strange way, because they reduce life to some essentials: safety, health, kindness?

Well, apologies, but I couldn't help myself.

Our powerful little devices like smartphones, tablets and laptops have given us a certain air of supremacy. Apple has become the world's most highly valued company and we sit on the edge of our seats waiting for their announcement of a new product. Got a homework question or lost on the road? Easy, just Google up the in-depth answer and the detailed map in seconds on your phone. A book you'd like to read? Holy Tolstoy! It's on your tablet at half price.

And, suddenly, life is no longer just a digital click away, it's in our cellars, on our roofs, in our faces. For once, all  the TV storm-hype comes true, and we sit in the dark without electricity, wifi, internet connections. We find out quickly that there is nothing more wired than a wireless system. Where's the serious hurricane-prevention app when you need one?

Before the TV went blank, did you notice how we'd become "folks" overnight instead of "people." Every reporter in the field, every reader at the desk talked about folks doin' this and that. Did you notice how all of these highly educated, highly paid folks all dropped their g's? Folks were hopin' and workin' and drivin' instead of hoping, working and driving. They tried so hard to be just folks that they sounded just a little ridiculous, although we must say that their actual reporting was excellent, far better than with Irene. But, next time, they should call us people and pronounce their -ing's as they were brought up or trained to do. Real folks can spot a phony talkin' at 'em fast. We the people.

Instead of the TV, we listened to the wind in the trees and the clanging of furniture left on porches. We watched while that damned "storm" door we meant to replace anyway came flying off its hinges. The chimney covers flew like maple leaves and fences leaped from their concrete moorings. And nature's marine panzer division, the ocean/sea/sound, demonstrated who's the real Boss, while rumbling over sea-walls and beaches, and across state lines at will.

We sat in the dark room, felt for the flashlights, lit the candles, and re-discovered our own stories, since we could no longer escape by watching someone else's.

Then, some of us without a generator might have remembered that old Eton transistor radio we kept in our beach bag for listening to Yankee games on weekend afternoons at the now torn and battered beach. Miraculously, the batteries were still good. Short Wave, Marine Band, AM, FM in our hands. CBS 880 News. And we remembered the other word for radio. Wireless. Hah!

We've  grown so used to companies, governments, candidates seeming to be in charge of everything. It's startling and, yes, refreshing in a scary way, to have the universe have its say, reminding us just how small we can be despite all of our technology and, let's face it, more than occasional arrogance especially at the highest levels.

Paying closer attention, we begin to think about light, water, shelter. We fall in love with the subway lines , commuter trains, and buses we previously loved to hate We wonder about the magical thing called ice. We think of food, cooking and how our neighbors are doing and what they might need. Human fear wanders in with the rain, but also human kindness, courage, and ingenuity. Out there in the howling wet dark, real people are doing really good, brave things for other real people. Our digitized - pixellized world goes analog. Real hands reach out to hold someone else's hand, instead of a cellphone.

Challenged by the elements we become elemental. Even some politicians look good to us. Holy Red & Blue! And some, maybe not so good. What sounds like good teamwork and planning today may become excuses and finger-pointing in the days ahead.

Let's try to hold on to that essential feeling as we try to bail, dig, pray our way back.

We're in the proverbial dark more often than we'd like to think. While we make repairs and dry our  homes, streets and tears, let's try not to forget that too soon.




Friday, October 19, 2012

Some Are Reading

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Friday in October. A bit rainy here in the east. A little chill rolling in at night. We're going to need something to read over the weekend. Luckily, I made a trip to Otto Penzler's Mysterious Bookshop on Warren Street near City Hall (New York City that is) this week.

1) But first, a tip for mystery buffs or others who simply enjoy well written books: Mystery Scene Magazine.

Before making a pilgrimage to Otto's place (see directions below) , McNally Jackson on Prince , or Crawford Doyle among others, I take a look at Mystery Scene. This gem covers both the newest mystery/suspense writers and the classics, and often includes pieces written by the big names in mystery/suspense.

Some of the classic titles mentioned in MS are usually available only as gadget downloads. BUT, See tip #2 below.

Mystery Scene inevitably reminds me of books and/or authors that I like, but I either have not read in a long time or had meant to read but never gotten around to it. The most recent issue reminded me that it was time to re-read two of the seminal names in the mystery genre: John D. MacDonald and George Simenon. Their respective characters, Travis McGee and Inspector Maigret, couldn't be more different in their styles and more similar in their universal appeal to readers who require their "genre" books to be written in prose equal to the best "literary" books of the day, or better, in the case of these two authors.

2) Tip #2 is that Mysterious Books has an extensive collection of both hardcover and paperback editions of classic titles, many of which are very affordable, some of which are collectible. I was very lucky to have found two paperback Maigrets and one McGee at $5 each. The original price of one Penguin title is marked at 95 pence. The 1965 Fawcett Gold Medal was $4.95.

Bright Orange For The Shroud (1965), Maigret And The Lazy Burglar ( 1966), Maigret And The Saturday Caller ((1968).

The Maigrets were a particularly great find, since they were original Penguin editions, nearly fifty years old and in great condition. Penguin was, in a very real way, the Apple of  its day; and was to books back then what the ipod was/is to music today. Penguin is one of the best ideas any human ever had and a business legend with brand/logo designers.

3) While in Seattle last week, I visited another great independent, arguably the best in the country now, in its new location: Elliot Bay Book Company. The new store is in the Capital Hill area, one of several lively, young and hip Seattle neighborhoods thriving in the local digital economic boom. Whatever sadness there was in leaving the old Pioneer Square neighborhood is more than made up for in this well-lit (sorry) expansive space.

Not to mention that it's next to Oddfellows, one of a jillion hot local restaurants.

Best find at EBBC? Shiro: Wit, Wisdom & Recipes From A Sushi Pioneer by Shiro Kashiba. $20. A signed copy is also available directly from the restaurant. This is a beautiful book, nicely paperbound, and you do not have to like sushi to enjoy looking at and reading this book.

4) Other reads: I am often reading several books at the same time. For some reason I am able to just pick up where I left off. I'm not sure why or how I can do this, nor why I have a photographic memory for where every book is/was on a shelf. Anywhere. Weird, but true.

In addition to the Travis McGee book mentioned above, I am or have been reading the following:
- What Happened To Sophie Wilder, Chris Beha. A strange little book. Normally, I run for the hills when I see a book about young writers, especially if it involves their time in college! But, this is worth hanging on. Present from my editor...Thanks!
- Wolf Hall, Hilary Mantel. She just won the Mann Booker for the sequel. Both about Thomas Cromwell, who spent his summer in my beach bag.
- Cloud Atlas, David Mitchell. My 3rd foray into a Mitchell. Not to be confused with Margaret. More like Martha Mitchell on CIA's LSD actually. Movie soon.
- Mani: Travels In The Southern Peloponnese, Patrick Leigh Fermor. Greece before the mortgage, by one of the great travel writers ever. Patience is rewarded.

Ed Notes:
-Mysterious Bookshop: http://www.mysteriousbookshop.com. #6 train to Brooklyn Bridge-City Hall, walk west. 1,2,3,A,C to Chambers.
http://www.mysteryscenemag.com
http://www.elliottbaybook.com
http://www.shiros.com

Thursday, October 4, 2012

Same River Twice

The Greek philosopher Heraclitus famously wrote that nobody can wade into the same river twice, or something close to that. My Greek is a little rust-iki.

And, I say that no tennis player ever enters into the same game twice. No matter how many times I play on the same court with the same partner against the same pair across the net, each match is different and I always witness a shot, an angle, stroke or effort that I have never seen before.

A Saturday morning, Manursing Island Club court #2. We switched sides as the last minutes of summer expired and celebrated the equinox net-side. One of us had obtained an egg from the club kitchen which he stood on its end on the court-side brick. Just at the appointed minute, as the sun stood above the equator, the egg stood up straight all by itself. We stood there beguiled by the universe's little trick as if we were young boys long ago, B.A. Before Apps.

Then our egg rolled over and we began the autumn season.

What other game takes a number and makes it into love? 

What other major spectator sport, in its major championships, insists that both men and women play the tournament side by side? None.

The Wall, Greytops Court One
On another September Saturday, fifty-six years ago, my father and I took a short walk from our home on Dartmouth Street in Forest Hills Gardens, around the corner through cobbled Station Square, under the Long Island Railroad trestle into Schmidt's Pharmacy, past the soda fountain on the left to the counter in back, where we picked up two tickets to the "Nationals." These had been left for us, most likely, by my uncle Tom Welstead, West Side Tennis Club member and volunteer tournament Director of Media Relations, or some such title.

Then, we walked west on Burns Street. At the corner of Tennis Place, we could look left and just see the  crowded entrance to the WSTC clubhouse; we continued past the hard courts, the Har-Trus and red clays along Burns Street until we rounded a corner at Sixty-Ninth Avenue as the clay turned to dirt and the courts into a temporary parking lot next to the stadium where I would later we learn to ice skate.

We entered the Stadium grounds and walked on the gravel and through its dust past the blue and white concession stands with their aroma of grilled hot dogs and heard the best voice I have ever heard up to then or since, the announcer for the match about to begin. You can still hear his voice if you watch Hitchcock's Strangers On A Train.

My father and I rose up the steep concrete stairway to Portal Five or Six, then turned and rose up again, half-way to the stadium top and turned to look down at the green lawn with its perfect white lines and the marquee opposite with its blue and gold canvas striped awning, while the players warmed up. Talk about love at first sight! I was stricken before the first point, and am still.

WSTC Stadium
Up until that moment, at the age of eight, sports to me had meant baseball. The year before, I had been to the Polo Grounds and fallen for the World Champion New York Giants. Talk about tragic love! It took another fifty-five years for the Giants to repeat.

But, that was puppy love. This was something else entirely. I was completely seduced by the beauty of the scene as we looked beyond the stadium courts and marquee to the field courts and the club house and dots of human color all over that canvas. The players moved gracefully on the closely-mown lawn, their strokes popped loudly in the chair microphone. They ran, bent down low, jumped, volleyed (yes, it's true), dove and had the grass stains to show for that, as did the white balls themselves.

Althea Gibson, Shirley Fry, Rosewall, Savitt, Seixas, and my immediate favorite for life, Lew Hoad. Few remember him today, but in that 1956 US Nationals he was after the last notch for a Grand Slam, having already won in Melbourne, Paris, and at Wimbledon. Up to then, only Don Budge had accomplished a Slam.

In September 2008, during one of the most challenging year of my life (there was a lot of that going around), I created a fall invitational tournament called "greytops." That year, playing doubles with old and new friends had helped sustain me as I struggled through month after month of "re-inventing" myself. Greytops was and is meant to celebrate a game, friendship, sportsmanship and just plain having fun. Our entry fees continue to  support an Under Ten -Year - Old tennis program at Carver Center in Port Chester.

greytops
That's been a nice way to come full circle for myself and other greytops™ fortunate enough to have been introduced to the game.

Lew Hoad, by the way, was thwarted in that 1956 final by his friend and doubles partner, Ken Rosewall.

We cannot wade into the same river twice, and yet, in 2005 I played a match on a court next to the very same stadium. My partner was the same Ken Rosewall. I am happy to say that we won, but winning with him was absolutely beside the point for me. It was all about just being there.

We can't wade into the same river twice, but who's to say that the same river cannot come around a bend and wade into us.

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Tuesday, September 25, 2012

"Tiny Beautiful Things" Is Huge

                                                                                         ©TWMcDermott2012

I've begun reading Cheryl Strayed's tiny beautiful things: Advice on love and life from Dear Sugar. As a result, I can separate my life into two parts: B.S. & A.S. Before Sugar, After Sugar. I have every reason to believe that reading this book, perhaps multiple times, might actually make me a better person. It surely will make me a better writer. It might even help me find a higher paying job (the congregation will kneel here).

There is this word a lot of people throw around: serendipity. I have never liked this word except when it is used to describe a particular upper east side Manhattan ice cream and regular food emporium. I've noticed that people who use this word are also prone to use the word, bliss, as in "Follow your bliss." More often then not, they mention bliss when I'm actually experiencing some of life's more painful blis-ters: underemployment, declining real estate values, college tuition due dates, to name but a few.

Who cares, you inquire? I do, sweet peas, as Sugar might respond.

I care, because I do not believe in serendipity or coincidences. I do not believe in following your bliss; I believe you either are your bliss at any given moment or you are not. I also believe as Ray Bradbury put it that "hope is action," and, when we act, stuff happens. tiny beautiful things happened to me at just the right moment, but it took me a lifetime of maneuvering to get in the right place at the right time.

Where were we?

Monday I acted and this happened. I "chanced" upon a Times review of a travel/personal narrative book called The Longest Way Home by Andrew McCarthy. I've linked to this review below and I urge you to read it, not so much so that you will blaze a trail to the Amazon app on your phone to buy the book; but, because Cheryl Strayed wrote the review and it offers you an opportunity to sample the voice of Sugar, the pen name for the advice columnist at The Rumpus, who is really Cheryl Strayed.

The New York Times Book Review (TBR) can make or break a book and a writer. Often enough, this has little to do with the book or writer him/herself, but very much to do with the editor's choice of reviewer. Some reviewers are loaded with what we might call bliss; others are just loaded with all the stuff they've learned to despise about themselves and are looking for some author to smash with their brass-plated Creative Writing diploma.

I have a feeling that Cheryl Strayed's review of The Longest Way Home might be better than the book itself. This is not to say that Ms. Strayed did not like the book; she kind of did. But, the really extraordinary thing is how compassionately, thoughtfully, respectfully, instructively, even lovingly Cheryl Strayed speaks to the author and us about how the book might have been even better and how the author might even become a better person.

     "But compassion isn't about solutions. It's about giving all the love that you've got."- Dear Bewildered

I had never heard of Cheryl Strayed before reading the review and the accompanying mini-bio that led me to Sugar. Since I read the review while sitting in one of the best libraries hedge fund dough could build*, I got a copy from a shelf and began to read Sugar's responses to those who wrote to her at The Rumpus, an online magazine and community. I have not stopped reading it, except to eat, sleep and write this. The author writes so well that I actually had to keep looking at her photo on the back of the book just to make sure she was real.

        "Our minds are small, but our hearts are big."- Dear Ruler of a Fallen Empire

I am not going to describe these conversations between Sugar and her pen pals. I can only say that there have been a number of things bothering me lately and, as a result of listening to Sugar, I am no longer worried about the following:
  • motorists in front of me not using turn signals
  • the sound leaf blowers make
  • the higher and higher cost of lower and lower college education
 
Sugar
After Sugar, these are, at worst, so-what kinds of things. Sugar's got my attention focused on life and death and love things.

    "The complicated thing about friends is that sometimes 
     they are totally wrong about us and sometimes they are 
     totally right and it's almost always in retrospect that we know 
     which is which."- Dear Odd Man Out

In a regular feature, TBR asks authors what book they would like the President to read. I'd like to send both candidates a copy of tiny beautiful things. Maybe then we could have an election that is more about life and death and love things than about financial accounting or other mind-numbing stuff these super-achievers learned at Harvard. After Sugar, they might be able to truthfully discuss how they actually, painfully failed at something. And maybe then, they could help lead us on a national road to recovery, not just of net-taxable incomes, but of our souls.

Read tiny beautiful things and, if you do not like it, read it again.

You weren't paying attention.

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/09/23/books/review/the-longest-way-home-by-andrew-mccarthy.html?ref=books

* Greenwich, CT

Friday, September 21, 2012

Is There A Barbour In The House?

Old Beaufort
©2012twmcdermott

Time for a wax job!

No, not that kind; I mean it may be time to get your Barbour coat re-waxed, or as they refer to the process in South Shields, UK, re-proofing.

For those brave souls who want to try re-proofing on their own, we have one word: Hah!

We tried that once: stood the Thornproof Dressing in hot water, cleaned off our Beaufort with a damp cloth (never with soap!), tried to apply the wax-dressing somewhat evenly with a brush, and then tried to blow dry the applied "wax" evenly (some say to use a warm iron). The result was just about what you'd imagine it to be, amateurish, as in total mess. Pheasants and ducks would have fallen out of the sly laughing at that splotchy coat.

If you bring your Barbour into a nearby purveyor of thornproof coats (Orvis in Darien CT or on Fifth Avenue in NYC, or Parker's in Rye NY), they will forward it to Barbour's Re-proofing & Repair facility in New Hampshire. Or, you can send it directly by using the form provided on Barbour's website (link below).

Barbour and Orvis currently estimate that this process will take 4-6 weeks . In other words, since you didn't do it last spring, you better get going in order to get it back to meet the first real fall chill. Actually, most people do forget to re-proof in spring or summer, and there is always a bit of a rush as fall begins (FYI, tomorrow morning) A simple reproofing, without repair charges, will  cost $36 including return shipping, a pretty good value in this world, Barbourites.
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Barbours have become commonplace on campuses, in upper middle class communities, and on city streets. Many men and women wear them to the office. Some people even make fun of those who wear Barbours, as they would others who habitually wear Gucci loafers, Vinyard Vines ties, or Patagonia clothing. To them we say, get waxed and don't take your selves so seriously.

I purchased my own Barbour (above)  for a trip around China in November 1998 at the old Orvis shop on East 45th Street. I needed a versatile coat for a cruise down the Yangtse from Chongqing through the pre-flooded Three Gorges to the site of the mammoth damn being built at that time.

I learned two important things about Barbour coats on that trip: 1) they are versatile and really do keep you warm and dry as long as its not actually freezing; 2) The weight of their cotton, dressing, and metal zippers/snaps, so vital to fighting off sharp thorns, drizzle and chill, make them impractical  to carry around, when not actually wearing them.

As soon as we moved off river to Yichang and especially Shanghai, where it was much warmer, I no longer needed my Barbour, but had to transport it.

Meet The Bedales
This does not mean that you should always leave your Barbour home when traveling. You just need to think about the circumstances. If it won't be too warm wearing it in airports, or if you can carry it with you easily, or you know that you'll be needing it where you'll arrive, then by all means go for it. The good news is that in the right destinations: much of Europe in late fall, winter, early spring, for example, you will have a trustworthy coat, which you can wear during  the day or night just about anywhere except more formal restaurants or business engagements.

Some travelers prefer to wear Barbour's lighter, quilted coats when traveling. These coats still keep you warm, but lack real rain protection. I must admit to believing that many men look silly wearing quilted coats; just saying, and you know who you are, or should.

But, your Barbour experience in cool and or wet weather will always depend on having the coat properly weather-proofed. So, best not to go more than two seasons between proofings. If you can't tell whether your Barbour needs reproofing, just take it in to one of the shops listed above; someone on the staffs there should be able to advise you about that. If they can't, they shouldn't be selling Barbours.


For re-proofing:
http://www.barbour.com/us/repairs-reproofing-us

For a very nice Barbour video sent by a rareburgher:
http://vimeo.com/42981591




Thursday, August 23, 2012

Driving With Ms/Mr Crazy

Alpine Fog
Holy St. Christopher*! I'm coming down with a heavy case of Road Rage.

I have been a licensed driver for nearly 50 years, in three different states. In that time, I've received exactly two moving violations: a wrong turn in Queens NY shortly after getting my license, and a speeding ticket in Maryland in the mid-eightites. I've driven on four continents, in the Alps in fog and in the Sierras in snow, and in several hurricanes. I learned to drive in New York City, where you need to know how to parallel-park in a jiffy, treat taxis as if they were enemy tanks, and avoid a gazillion Chinese take-out delivery guys on bicycles made from spare woks.

Despite more than occasional comments from certain family members, I'm a damn good driver, and always have been. Period.

I've maneuvered down Lombard Street, along a crowded Champs Elysees, the old Roman coast road from Barcelona to Tarragona, Route 66 in Arizona, 600 miles of Pacific Coast Highway , driven the length of the Mississippi from Hannibal MO to New Orleans LA, and the long flat stretch from Montivideo to Punta. I've driven dump trucks, pick ups, a blue VW that only started by coasting downhill, a '59 MGA, a '67 Porsche 912, a sweet little Mercedes convertible, vans with column-mounted shifts, 3-4 and 5-speeds, an MGC with an optional clutch, a Chevy Malibu with a busted U-joint, a mighty Dodge Charger and a meek Chevette tin can with a push-button dash-mounted transmission!
Push Button Trans

I love to drive while listening to a Yankee game, Neil Young wailing, or Lucinda Williams nailing it. I even like to drive with the music turned off just so I can listen to my little red truck's engine hum a tune pretty much like the one its Willys' ancestors hummed on the roads of Normandy. I drive while wearing baseball caps, or a beat-up old straw, and lately I've taken to wearing a SF Giants batting helmet on US95, when I have the top down, which is pretty much all the time for five months of the year.

But, why am I telling you all of this? Because I have seriously begun to think about not driving anymore.

Shocking, I know. But, driving today just about anywhere, but most particularly in the crowded northeastern states, the country's biggest global cultural melting pot, is about the most hazardous thing you can do to your physical, mental, emotional, and spiritual health.

I know people who will not touch a piece of red meat, get in a small plane, or buy any grocery not marked ORGANIC whatever that really means. But, the same people will risk life, limb, sanity and fenders on the road, in close proximity to the worst collective set of drivers since Ford went to the garage to brew his first T. These Thelmas, Lukes & Louises are driving with total disdain for any semblance of road courtesy or safety.
Please!

On a ramp entering US 95 South in Greenwich CT? There's an impatient  lady behind me, about five feet behind me, and she jumps into the thrid lane before I can, and now there's little room left of the ramp as she whizzes by, while I pull-up on the right.

Coming home and stopped on the infamous US95 North ramp off of Midland Avenue, Rye NY? Stopped I say, since there is an octagonal sign proclaiming STOP there. It does not matter, five times a week, some yahoo behind me will start honking or, even worse for his/her/my health, not bother stopping themselves and enter right behind me, then go around on the left, only to find that they've ignored vehicles exiting 287 East bearing down on them at 70 mph.

Then, we have the ones who enter the turnpike from the right doing about 45mph, without even bothering to look at what's on their left. Not to mention the guy in front of you swerving all over. Drunk? No, he's texting or trying to read the tiny GPS map on his phone. GPS. Guys who are Plenty Stupid! Young male drivers? Get out of their way, fast. People of a certain gender from a certain continent way to the west of California, who never learned to drive in their home country? Run for the hills when you see them! Holy Yakisoba!

Or, how about just driving around town, where it's common for drivers not to know or care that they cannot legally make a left-hand turn in front of you before you make a right or go straight. And, what about using turn signals? As if!  It's been well-reported here that just about NOBODY except me bothers to use turn signals anymore. Not for safety, nor for courtesy, and certainly not because it's actually the law!

Out To Pasture Soon?
I've stopped gesturing after some driver nearly runs me off the road, like throwing my hands up in frustration. That's just going to get me in a road rage incident soon. I have a sign on my steering wheel now, GABI, Grin And Bare It.

It feels a lot like surrender to an incompetent discourteous enemy. Like being outsmarted by the North Koreans. When you've resorted to surrender, no matter how sensible it really is, you might as well just surrender your license. As a police reporter I know that many of the people causing the most danger on the roads, don't even bother to get a license, or insurance, or registration anymore. Driving school? Hah!

This is a problem. I tried taking a taxi, but, have you ridden in a local taxi lately? OMG, those drivers make the ones I want to run away from look like Drivers' Ed instructors!

Maybe it's not too late to stop this insanity. I'll try to hold on. Meanwhile, anyone got a spare St. Christopher's medal?

Ed Note: A keen-sighted reader reminded us that Chris was demoted from sainthood on a technicality a while back by the powers that be-atify. But, old habits die hard, as the nuns used to tell us in parochial school. So, we 'll take some poetic license here. He is still recognized as the patron of travelers.




Wednesday, August 22, 2012

More Way Back When...

Way back then, way back when...


Cane Seats
... NYC subway seats had caned seats, and made trousers and dresses look like seersucker when you got up at your station to leave.

...Gucci had only one small shop just off the lobby of the old St. Regis hotel.

...the USTA was the USL(awn)TA,  tennis was played on grass courts, and the white balls became grass-stained after a few games.

...the Sunday Trib and Times listed every player's batting average, and you memorized them while stuck in traffic on the way to the beach.

...you shared music from a jukebox, ate 15-cent slices, drank real Cokes in bottles and lived to tell about it.

...you played every kind of ball you knew or could dream up on every empty lot in town and nobody could stop you.

...you would read on a rainy day just because you could and not because anyone made you do it.
Sea Bright Tennis Club

...you bought your own tickets (seldom), snuck past the guard (often) or got tickets from people, not companies.

...friends and family still left for trips on ships from piers on the Hudson River and many, if not most of your friends had never been on an airplane.

...grandparents looked and dressed and spoke and ate and drove like it.

..."luncheon meat" was not a disease and having bologna (baloney), liverwurst, or olive loaf was not a culinary sin.

...cereal didn't kill you, mayors didn't make menus and had a salary like every one else, you drank three Mission fruit sodas a day for years and never gained a pound, and fried egg sandwiches were better than caviar, whatever that was.

...a phone was a phone, a camera was a camera, a book a book, and a TV was a piece of furniture.

Slocum Crescent "Field" 
...radio was AM, the Red Sox really didn't matter, and great sportscasters never used the word "incredible," even when something really might have been.

...your new mitt was an erogenous zone, goal posts were in the front of the end zone, your parents inhabited the Twilight Zone, and there really was a Strike Zone.

...the Hardy Boys didn't mean a bar in the West Village.

...on the rare occasion when a grown-up asked a child what they thought they wanted to do they grew up not a single one said they wanted to work in a bank.

...several of your friends' fathers were doctors in town; they came to your house when you were sick and always seemed to prescribe "sulpha" tablets, whatever they were. For some reason doctors had really big families, as if they had learned something at medical school that not many other people had learned.

K, PS 101 
...in your (the author's anyway) K-8 school days* there was a team from New York in every World Series except one, 1959, when the turncoat Dodgers did make it, playing their first WS from their new home in LA. Yuck.


Ed Note: The author attended kindergarten and elementary school from Sept 1953 to June 1962, when the NY representatives were: '54 Giants, '53/55/56 Dodgers&Yankees, '57/58/60/61 Yankees, '62 Yankees&SF(ugh!)Giants. For the record the LA Dodgers' opponents in '59 were the Sherm Lollar, Nellie Fox, Luis Aparicio Chicago White Sox.