Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Her One And Only


                                                                 


                                         Let's imagine.
                                                                     If Cupid’s arrow
                                                                
                                         had flown
                                         straight,
                                         and
                                         we’d never
                                         met,
                                         how dull things 
                                         might be;
                                         and, 
                                         late at night,
                                         in February,
                                         you would be
                                         the one 
                                         who must
                                         walk the dog,
                                         and wait, 
                                         and wait,
                                         for her
                                         to find
                                         her one and only
                                         right spot.




- from Less Is Less ©twmcdermott2010
                                                                
                                                                

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

FactBook: Greece, Facebook, Chrysler

Greece

Number of Greek public sector employees                      750,000

Number of public sector layoffs planned for 2012             15,000
                                                                   by 2015           150,000

Current  official Greek unemployment rate                            19%

Amount of pending private sector loans to Greece      $171Billion

% of loans returning to banks                                                   100

% trickling down thru Greek economy                                        0

Arabic spelling of "Greece"                                            E-g-y-p-t        

Most important Greek export                                              Greeks

_____________________________________________________
Facebook

Number of reported Facebook (FB) users/friends            845 Million

Value of pending FB IPO                                            $75-100Billion

Actual annual FB profit                                                       $1Billion  

Reported value of FB COO Cheryl Sandberg's shares     $1.2Billion  

Most important FB product                                              Friends' info

% of  IPO proceeds reserved for each of FB's "Friends"                  0

_______________________________________________________
"Chrysler"

Most talked about Super Bowl ad                                      "Chrysler"

Authorizer of 2008 $17.4B Chrysler bailout                  George W Bush

% of Chrysler now owned by Italian-based Fiat                       58%

Number of times Fiat name mentioned/shown in ad                    0

Considered most effective SB ad                                           Fiat

Nationality of Fiat model Catrinel Menghia                     Romanian

 The ads:      



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGMOhOYvcw4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpi2IAec9Ho 


            





                                               

   

                                                                                                                                       

Monday, February 6, 2012

Then                        Now  

high school              ischool

desk                         tablet

ink                           Inc.

Harvard                   Harvard drop-out

MBA                        DIY

popular                    busy

homework               work

athlete                      mathlete

SAT                         IPO

tuition                      equity
               
campus                    phone  

pom-poms               .coms

quarterback              engineer

band practice           algorithm

principal                  capital    

date                         Friend

fake i.d.                   Starbuck's

Madonna                Cheryl Sandberg



Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Cry Me A River? Amazon Rising

     My first remembered books were a Doubleday Kipling with an orange cover and a Grossett & Dunlap Riders Of The Purple Sage by Zane Grey. I distinctly recall looking through them often, if not exactly reading them cover to cover, on the floor of my room when I was about six or seven years old.

     I soon graduated to reading the Hardy Boys mysteries, some from the Forest Hills, Queens NY branch of the public library, and others bought and shared with two friends. Yes, a little book club. Two favorites were The Shore Road Mystery and The Yellow Feather Mystery. I have never lost my desire for mysteries, suspense, and espionage stories all the way to finishing Started Early, Took My Dog by Kate Atkinson (yes) last week, beginning Death In Summer by Benjamin Black (yes!), AKA John Banville, this week, and getting bogged down in The Return of John Emmet (no) in between.

     But, why am I telling you this? Well, I just want to share a few bona fides regarding my love of reading, books, bookshops, and what is known in general as trade publishing. Publishing has been experiencing paradigm changes since Amazon was born, and those changes are accelerating today, with Amazon itself becoming a publisher in addition to being an online distributor of new and used titles.

     I once worked for a large media/publishing empire. About twenty years ago, I was dispatched up to Boston to meet with the administrator of a smallish world-renowned trade publisher we owned in order to help them reduce costs. I was received in their beautiful brick house/office, which overlooked the Common and Public Garden, as if I had been the chief of a book-burning brigade in Ray Bradbury's Fahrenheit 451.

     I learned that the company was run almost like a charity, with authors, books, and readers treated like service beneficiaries. I exaggerate, but only a little. The entire editorial process was treated as a noble calling, and there was a distinguished list of famous authors and literature going back to the nineteenth century to demonstrate why this was so. In fact, even to a dedicated reader and book-lover like myself, the whole thing seemed as if it were stuck in the nineteenth century. It seemed more like visiting a well-appointed orphanage than a business.

     They had little regard for profits, which were considered, if at all, as a lucky by-product of their noble cause, and less regard for the behemoth media conglomerate who now reigned over them and had dispatched me. Consequently, they treated me very politely, very agreeably, but turned out to be masterful passive-aggresives as soon as I went out the door.

    Soon after, the media conglomerate moved that little publisher to a centralized book unit HQ in New York and brought in a publishing heavy-weight from a dreaded super-commercialized publishing "house" to run the whole thing. He did so, with a vengeance. In fact, he did it so well, the media giant was able to sell it off after a few years to another global publisher.

     And that guy who headed the whole thing? He is now in charge of Amazon's new publishing unit and is much-hated, at least for now, by independent booksellers and trade publishers (except for Houghton Mifflin Harcourt, which has a deal with Amazon).

     Publishing in its glory-days was more about lunch than profitability. It was a cozy world, much cozier than the music industry before Apple knocked-off those guys, since publishing, at least on the surface, was mostly a game for gentlemen and ladies: a claim Big Music could never make.

     You didn't make much dough in publishing, but you got to feel superior to a lot of people, and that was a pretty good deal to the right kind of person, especially certain people who had migrated to Manhattan from afar to become important and influential, not to mention have long lunches.  This little world was ripe for someone like Barnes & Noble, Walmart, and now Jeff Bezos's Amazon to come around and thumb their noses at the whole thing, just the way Jobs did to Big Music, and the cell-phone industry.

    Now, irony of ironies, trade publishing's newest hero is none other than...Barnes & Noble? Yes, because it's troubled brick and mortar stores, new Nook reader, and its online empire make it, if not exactly a friend, at least the enemy of publishing's biggest current enemy, Amazon, who is signing up big name authors and wants to own the Whole Shebang. Bezos doesn't like sharing any more than Gates or Jobs did.

      I love independent bookshops and frequent them whenever I have a chance: Diane's in Greenwich CT, The Mysterious Bookshop, McNally Jackson, Crawford Doyle, all in Manhattan. I was also a very early user of Amazon and its brilliant, patented 1-Click purchase. I have been underwhelmed over the years by Amazon's customer service and disappointed in its aggressor attitude towards indies, which pose little threat to it, but add such richness to our lives.

"Jane" Austen
     In the eye of this storm it's important to keep one very important fact in mind: people are reading a lot of books in various forms. At dinner the other night, my friend proudly told of how he is reading Jane Austen and Dumas on his Kindle, while riding the train! How can this be a bad thing? Next thing you know, students will be shaking off their Reading List collars and actually reading books of their own choosing, in their own free time, and not even in summer!

     In publishing, McLuhan was wrong; the medium is not the message, the story is the message.

     It is up to us to decide what story we want, how we want it, when we want it, and how much it is worth to us. The rest, as Pound wrote, is dross.

     This story has a long way to go yet. Meanwhile, keep reading.
   

   

   


Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Listening To The Quiet Ones

     In summer or on vacation, when the sun is shining brightly in a clear sky, do you sometimes wish for a cloudy day on which you could spend some time alone inside without feeling guilty about it?

     Getting dressed to attend a cocktail party, would you rather be having a few friends over for a cozy dinner by the fire?

     And, if you're getting your home ready for friends who will soon arrive for that small dinner party, do you ever wish you were just going to curl-up with a book or watch Holiday for the 35th time alone or with a loved one?

     If your answer to these questions was yes, then I want to introduce you to Susan Cain, author of Quiet: The Power of Introverts in a World That Can't Stop Talking (Crown). I recently met Susan at McNally Jackson bookshop in Soho, where she was discussing her new book in a presentation moderated by Naomi Wolf. You may also have read Susan's recent essay on the front page of  the Times's Review a couple of weeks ago; about the importance of solitude in a world in which people have gone mad for "friending" and publicly documenting every detail of their lives, whether we want to know about them or not.

     Quiet is about introverts and extroverts, their differences, and how our culture has come to see the the latter as the ideal personality during the Twentieth Century and at the dawn of the Twenty-First. And, in some ways, I think, it's about whether we want to get to a Twenty-Second Century and still resemble human beings, instead of becoming loud, programmed, aggressive machines, who run in packs.    

     Actually, even if you answered no to the above questions, I want to introduce you to Quiet, since you may be married to an introvert or be the parent of one or more. You may work for one or have some working with or for you. If so, read this book.

Trex/RIP
     I once had a boss who was a classic extrovert and was uncomfortable spending more than ten minutes alone, unless he was taking a nap. For a few years after I began reporting to him, my annual reviews, mandatory by company rules, were less about performance and achievement than how far I had progressed in conducting business more like my boss.

    After a few of these reviews and having gained confidence that I was actually achieving desired results in my job, I told him that I was never going to be like him. I also mentioned that, contrary to his comments about my "low energy level," I really had a very high level of energy about problem solving, strategy, and marketing. The difference was that my energy was internal and his was external, and that it was always going to be that way; take it or leave it.

     He was totally flummoxed by the message and the style in which I delivered it. He never reviewed me again! When introverts speak from the heart, from confidence, about something they really care about, they can be even more effective "sellers" than extroverts. Susan Cain, introvert, proved the point as she spoke so intelligently, positively, and inspiringly about her subject

    Introverts live in environments largely designed for and led by extroverts. This occurs in business, in schools, on teams, even in churches. We also want to hire and promote the ones who shine in meetings. We want to vote for the ones who have the most "charisma." We root for the teams with coaches and players who will get in their opponent's face.

    Susan Cain does not want a world without extroverts; far from it, since she married one. What she does want, however, is to start a conversation about how we can level the playing field and see how our culture currently suffers from this personality ideal imbalance. Why force every child to play on teams and make as many friends as possible? Why only look to hire the ones who make the best job candidates, but not always the best potential employees, colleagues, and real leaders.

     Are we bucking Darwin's vaunted "survival of the fittest?"  Well, not exactly: after all some of the biggest, fiercest, loudest species are extinct. Why do we think humans will be any different? Besides, can we honestly take a look at the current state of politics, business, economics, religion, education in this country and around the world and declare how wonderful it all is to have all the big talkers in charge?

First, Listen
     The "fittest" are the ones who are able to adapt extremely well to new environments. This might mean they are the "wisest," and to be that you must reflect, think, have patience and work well on deadline. You must also learn to work well with the extroverts. And, you must be a good listener.

     Think about this. The number one person in our national legislature is called The Speaker of The House. Always has been. Wouldn't you think, based on the evidence around us, regardless of party affiliations or gender, that it's time to change that to Listener of the House?

     Quiet. What a concept.

     Let Susan Cain tell you more about it.

http://mcnallyjackson.com/event/susan-cain-conversation-naomi-wolf

Ed Note: McNally Jackson is one of Manhattan's last great remaining independent bookstores. Located near Soho, just east of Lafayette on Prince, it distinguishes itself in several ways: it is not afraid to have a cafe which can help cover operating costs, it creates many opportunities for readers to meet authors, and it even offers its own self-publishing service. Not to mention that I always find a book or books there that I have not seen at another shop or online. Go there.



Monday, January 23, 2012

RareBurghers' Exclusive: The Grate Debate



Mr. GoodTimeCharlie: Sky's the limit as far as I can see.

Mr. SkinFlint: No Sir, Nyet, No can do.


GoodTimeCharlie: Beg, Borrow, Steal; we only live once.

Ms. CheapSkate: You call that livin'?

GoodTimeCharlie: Bet The Ranch!

SkinFlint: Before They Foreclose?

Ms. Cheapskate: Over my dead body.

GTCharlie: That'd be my lucky day.

SkinFlint: Outsource, off-shore, privatize.

Mr. SpendPAC: Supply-side this.

Ms. CheapSkate: Never a borrower!

GoodTimeCharlie: Make mine a double!

Mr. SkinFlint: You had nine wives; I only had three.


GoodTimeCharlie: Yours were three times bigger than mine.


Ms. SixPAC I've got $5mill says you're weenies.


Mr.SpendPac: I'll see you and raise you five that you're a lying centrist.


GoodTimeCharlie: They kicked me out of Washington and I'm proud of it!


SkinFlint: I'm so far outside the Beltway, I'm wearin' suspenders!


Mr. BorrowFromPeter: Billion here, billion there. Big deal.


Ms. ToPayPaul: More like trillions!

GoodTimeCharlie: K-e--y-n-e-s. Keynes.

SkinFlint: K-e-n-y-a. Kenya.

GTC: Champagne!

CheapSkate: L'eau!

Mr. BorrowFromPeter: In God We Trust.

Ms. ToPayPaul: God don't feel the same way, Bub.

BFP: Too Big To Fail!

TPP: "...And Failure's No Success At All!"

GoodTimeCharlie: Let the good times roll.

SkinFlint: Yeah, a roll  of nickels.

GTC: How'd you get to be such a pain?

CheapSkate:  Since you made all the pills free!


GTC: Suffer the little children.

SkinFlint: And stick them with the bill.


GTC: Grow our way out.

PayAsYouGo: Right out of business.


SpendPAC: When will you say yes?


CheapSkate: When it really means no!


Moderator: We'd like to thank you all from the very, very bottom of our hearts.

Audience: Hey, where's our wallets and purses? We had 'em when we got here!

Curtain.










Sunday, January 15, 2012

RareBurghers...

Resting In Peace
RareBurghers...

Are good listeners at a table-full of talkers.

Try to keep these three close-by: Wonder, Courage, Love.

Know that a winner may take all, but a champion learns the difference between the score and the game.

Weigh their words and avoid letting words get in the way.

Are often comfortable spending time alone, while preferring companionship to loneliness.

Appreciate Jobs's surfaces, but are in awe of Woz's depth.

Know that the general decline of our culture accelerated with the loss of privacy in our homes, offices, classrooms, and our lives.

Woz/Jobs First
Appreciate that the monarch butterfly has been adapting brilliantly for eons, flying thousands of miles south to rest in peace nearer the sun, while thunderous T-Rex rests in pieces.

Get that reading is one very enjoyable way to sit still and listen.

Season wood, hold and age the best wine to share, and save advice for its right moment.